Devisil

Fiddle-n-n-n .... Sounds like this in my head when tupna. Blank is like my grandmother raklata. Mother always me that there podmyata fly flies or that my ears are connected with string, which, if cut, will fall. If you really empty? As I was in 10th grade biology we learned systems in the human body and it says that the pan is the most vital human body - the brain. Well, good right, and if there is a chapter in my brain, why a blah, kanti me like it is blank?

I notice when garedroba to open the cabinet and each time the door hit me as if I made her something, and my revenge! Here, again, even now! Listen, this door will not understand! Will stop or hit me or I will break with his head, right, is a bony and walnut!

What can I say, not as I believe, May that is true. Having regard to bash not want my kanti gourd. But such, metalichesko, as well as the tin pot. Fiddle-n-n-n! I wonder if they have done me no sbarkali are necessary ingredients and lamarinata I came in a little. It is my right call, I just can ...

Even as I was still a student, the feast of All Saints I was disguised as a box of tuna. Since then started to call me Ken, a lap of cans.

I guess you empty your head is good. Not bend to think. They just know things. However, only wonder how it happens. Assuming that in my head no brain, and it is completely empty, as mother says, then please explain to me how I know what to say and what to say.   Ah! I got it! God spoke to me over! This will be! I selected!

Imagine now how all my relatives and acquaintances humble will fall on your knees in front of me as I go on Sunday worship. Gorkite sinners will stretch their hands to me naveli chapters   I will go along and will bless them and simplify all their sins to me, God will speak to me as usual.

Haha, bass catch that Dustin us from the next house will pochervenee of resentment.

This will be my triumph, because nobody has not taken me seriously. Do otherwise is to speak svishe force, you know what to say, how to say ...

Fiddle-n-n-n!

Okay, dear God, at least ensure that it does not hurt me as a head bang!

Man is a unique creature. Everything in it is associated with emotion. As we do not want to accept it, dependent on their own feelings, thoughts, emotional states.   State   us depends on whether you feel good or bad.

Express their emotions through their relation to what surrounds us and react to the environment in which we are. If you feel unhappy - this should only vinim themselves that allow you to feel this way. If we are lucky - ask what gives rise to this condition in you. In general people are very pragmatic willingness to divide the world into two halves - the good and bad. Judge in the same way - either white or black. Nastroeniyata - or happy or unhappy. Or cheerful, or sad.   On the contrary it was built all over the world. Any something in contrast with its opposite. Any one thing on this earth has its counter - information & Jan, love - hate, horizontal-vertical, wisdom - stupidity, youth - old age, good - evil. Each one consists of building and destruktiven element. That was always and will continue to be. Many error when trying to omalovazhim "polovinkata on this one, no matter which of the two - whether white or black.

Actually, not even aware that have ever between the two poles of the axis life-death. And all this time bahtim to understand which of two things is more valuable and try to live by rules that we correct for these as our understanding. And in fact again the nuances of labor between the two main choices - Yes or No, for or against, right or wrong, beautiful or ugly ... Choice. Constantly make choices about one of the two halves of a whole component.

So, contrary talk ... And I got to a consensus?

So I decided to dedicate this post to everyday tapizmi idiotizmi and you see every day in ads and posters on the pillars, walls, papers, stickers, ads ...

Posmeyte with me!

• Looking for two secretaries, one with two languages, no other language. (Ad)
• Eggs own production. (sign in a shop)
• Here smoke every other day, but not today. (Plate at Bank)
• In - well here than over there! (Label coffee against central cemeteries)
• Due to repair shave back.   (inscription of barber shop)
• Company seeks young pensioners security.   (Notice in the newspaper in 24 hours)
• Each is a true communist underground.   (inscription of mine)
• Will be open after 10 minutes.   (note otstavena of shop)
• Do not let strong water! Will wash the feet. (Caption in the toilet)
• Fasovete not cast down! Think of those who go on all fours! (Plate in a pub)
• Without superfluous g kg! (Caption on a box with margarine)
• Room for a girl with a large balcony. (Notice in the newspaper)
• Turkish coffee is vietnamsko. (Caption in a bar)
• Sell six vaccinated German shepherd (ad)
• Sale antique desk for women with thick legs and large drawers ... (ad)
• Terrible reduction of pants - 10 - 12% (Caption of the window of the store.)
• Do not let tap because running! (Caption of the fountain ...)
• "With the brush after you clean the outside and 20 cents left (in the toilet facility)
• NO PARKING-PARKIRAY!
• Street "Car Simeon" - (in resort St.Vlas)
• A device for the treatment of hopeless patients.   (in ads in newspaper. Lechitel)
• Streets Out bounds of psychiatry "and" Road to the cemetery "(until recently real names in Targovishte)
• TPK Freedom millinery produces shoulder straps, hats and other clothing services.   (Sofia, Serdika)
• Search sakvartirantka - with power plants. (Notice of Him. Faculty - Sofia).
• Today baklavata with nuts with peanuts. (Caption in confectionery)
• Polusanitaren day (plate shop)
• All desetoklasnitsi wishing to attend brigade be reviewed in the doctor!
  (school)
• Traveling with express trains BDZ is saving time and pleasure
  (ad poster of the station Varna)
• Warm water will be collected on Monday at the club. (Note from inkasatora)
• Please, as we do not pee in your ashtrays, and you can not hvarlyate fasovete in our toilet.   (Caption in the toilet of the restaurant)
• Do leather shoes of the customer. (Advertising shoe shop)
• Penyoarite moved Street "Graf Ignatiev." (Inscription on premises)
• Room for rent on growing of two cows. Maybe students. PP Murchaevo village, Sofia.
• USA. Baptistka chairs. At the beginning of the tail, to the pan with apples is kaligrafski written sign: "Take only one apple. God sees. " At the end to a sweet tray is off zabodena scratchy note: "Take as you like. God is busy watching the apples. "
• Student canteen. Over bread tray - caption: "Do not take too much bread." Below - with a pencil dopisano: meatballs in there. "
• Plate only for employees. " Below dopisano: "exceptionally - and cars. (Parkingat to the Economic Institute - Sofia.)
• Allowed vehicles visiting opera (parking sign in front of the opera in Varna)
• The presence of every mandatory. (Message from domoupravitel)
• Oil plastic - 73 leva (Female label market)
• "Consult your dentist every 6 months' (inscription on toothpaste 'Bright', production of" Alen Mak ", Plovdiv)
• Tenekedzhiynitsa "Beethoven"
• The largest sundial in the world only from sunrise to sunset. (In the title in the newspaper Novinar)

• Smile se.Utre will be worse.
• Never argue with lunkhead, people may not notice the difference.
• If something could be wrong, it is confusing.
• When you do not want things to go wrong at a time, they are just confused then.
• If you leave things to develop itself, the situation changes from bad to less bad. (If not-too mesim)
• Will always find something the last place you're looking for.
• If you just namazali mashed lyutenitsa, it surely will miss the most clean place around you and subsidiaries will fall to namazanata country down.
• No matter how hard and how much you bought something because when you buy now will see it more cheaply in another store.
• In nature nothing pravilno.Sledovatelno, if everything goes well .... then something's wrong.
• When you decide to do something a long delay, now appears otherwise.
• Unable to make it unavailable for fools, because fools are very ingenious.
• If anything just can not be wrong it still will be wrong.
• If you know that something may be wrong in four ways and be prepared, it immediately prakva fifth way.
• Legibility of a document is obratnoproportsionalna of its importance.
• Suddenly everything is confused.
• Whenever you are prepared to do something you must do something else.
• You always think, that another way to get faster.
• When you get to repair damaged equipment, he prorabotva.
• Everyone has a plan how to rich, but it is not appropriate.
• To get a loan, you must first prove that they do not need it.
• Any authorization razvazhda new problems.
• Everything is damaged pravoproportsionalno of its price.
• If everything seems normal running, then you missed something.
• Mother Nature is a bitch.
• Mother nature is the country of hidden defects.
• Everything good in life is either illegal, or immoral, or lead to obesity.
• Quantity of evil in any system is constant.
• Nothing is as easy as it looks.
• Everything takes longer than you expect.
• Everything good in life is either illegal and immoral or makes you fat.
• In case of doubt, make it sound convincing.
• Two things should not see how you do to consume them - salamite law.
• Nations and people begin to act wisely only after they have exhausted all other possibilities.
• Quantity of intelligence on the planet is constant, a growing population.
• To win the enemy do any service.
• Never have time to do it properly but always has time to destroy something.
• Time is money, o sobeno where you must return them.
• Costs rise to absorb revenue.
• Common problems are solved immediately; important issues are not solved at all.
• Compromise is always more expensive than its constituent alternatives.